ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
