he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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