Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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