We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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