So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She even gives head with a lisp.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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