just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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