You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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