how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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