So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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