dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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