: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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