I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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