We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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