I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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