I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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