We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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