i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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