Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
time to smoke my breakfast
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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