We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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