hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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