It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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