I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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