week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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