Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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