yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
