don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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