yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
they need to just BURY HIM!
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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