i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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