I love black thongs
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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