That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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