I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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