i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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