She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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