the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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