you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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