Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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