sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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