Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
