Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
