So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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