I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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