IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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