Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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