she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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