I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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