wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
