So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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