I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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