I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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