Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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